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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

360 NO SCOPE

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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