how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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