what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's 9 + 10 19

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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