- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

a man was shot.... he died

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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