- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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