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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Yo Mama just died.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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