- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I was watching Fox news.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

this website even though its hilarious.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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