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What do you call an arab ?

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Fat people

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Click here for free sandwich.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

knock knock no no you go now i clean

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

RUN

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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