- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

masturbating on a tarc bus

The WNBA

mitchell palmer sucks

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Male leadership.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Yo Mama just died.

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