- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Knock knock.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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