- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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