- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Vote this up

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women's rights

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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