What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Bob Saget

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Justin's life

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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