- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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