- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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