- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

anal seepage

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

haha black people :D

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Robin, get in the car!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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