- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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