- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

batman farted so hes retarded

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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