- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

what's up? my penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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