- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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