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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

womans having rights.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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