If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

the game

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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