This is a random Anti joke.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

mikey is cute

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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