Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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