What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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