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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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