- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

how do you win a game try your best

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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