When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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