ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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