- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Is your refrigerator running? No.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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