what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock Knock Who's there

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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