A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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