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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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