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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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