- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

why did katy fall off her bike?

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

The lion swallowed his pride.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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