What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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hi

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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