Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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