What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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