- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Cripples are lame.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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