- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

So, same time tomorrow then?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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