Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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