- Anti Joke

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!