Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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