so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

im not food

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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