- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Please ignore this statement.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock Knock. Not home.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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