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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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