- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Knock knock. Its open.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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