- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Sam Hengal.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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