- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what do you call a black chef glendon

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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