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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

all these jokes are horrible now

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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