Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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