How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Bob Saget that is all

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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