- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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