- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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