- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Barack Obama plays basketball

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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