whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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