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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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