When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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