- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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