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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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