What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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