- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

can you pass the soap?

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I'd like to make a withdraw

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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