- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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