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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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