Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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