- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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