- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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