Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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im gay

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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scientology.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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