- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

all these jokes are horrible now

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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