I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

the WNBA

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

women's rights.

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