- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Get some flipping new jokes people

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did Reed read? A. Read?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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