A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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no.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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