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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Women's rights

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

being sober in a bar fight

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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