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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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