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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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BIG MAC'S

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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mikey is cute

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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