- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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