- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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