What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

No your aunties a joke

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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