- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

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